Where once we sprang
across the space, arms outstretched eager to shake hands, we now greet at an antisocial distance.
Like no longer lovers at the funeral of the friend who brought us together.
Friday, September 18, 2020
Pandemic greeting
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Jailbreak
Chuck came round the other night. Yeah. Exactly. At least it was after dark, so only he saw.
He turned up on my doorstep seeking sanctuary. Jailbreak.
It’s not the first time but the period is getting shorter. Chuck lives in a tiny flat with Mrs C and their lad. They’ve all been working from home since Lockdown. Only one of them has won the prize for geography essay in that time.
Chuck’s been a home worker for a week longer than Lockdown. The global corporation he works for is located at Kings X. The top management there, knowing what the word “pandemic” meant and realising they were next to one of the largest transport hubs in the world, didn’t want their HQ staff breathing the air exhaled by virus carriers so they sent them to work from home. VPN’s all round.
I let him in and, keeping an anti-social distance, prepared the route to the kitchen for him to decontaminate. Doors have to be blocked open and the sink tap turned on. Then I wait with the bottle of Fairy Liquid to squirt soap on his hands, after which I can leave him to it. He washes himself and anything he’s brought with him.
I open the balcony door so’s we get a good circulation of air. I too live in a tiny flat. The balcony is no bigger than a railing.
So we sat and talked. The family are all well, neither of us know anyone afflicted. He tells me, apart from the necessary shopping interactions, he hasn’t seen anyone outside but me.
He tells me “The Govt are incompetent. They’ve known since the end of January there was an epidemic on the way.”
I point out, yet again, that no one voted for the present lot because they thought they were smart. That wasn’t what the election was about. Parliament had spent the previous two years choking us with their incapability.
He thinks they’ll restart the schools soon. “When the lad goes back to school, I’ll have to stop coming to visit you.”
“You realise that may mean for a decade ??”
He blinked.
If the lad stays at home; school, uni and a postgrad is ten years.
Doing the simple maths, with my simple understanding, the plague is highly contagious. Two days after contracting it, you become infectious. It may take a week before symptoms show. The pupil takes it from home and infects the school before symptoms show at home. The infected school kids take it home with them etc etc ....
School is transmission central.
I felt he was missing a link. “Have you thought about what you’re going to do to protect yourelves when the lad comes home from school every day ??”
The answer, obviously, was “No”. It’s unthinkable because there’s nothing you can do.
There’s also the question of how you are going to protect the teachers facing the simple maths.
There’s no way to cover the schools’ risk until there’s a mass vaccination programme and that will be two years away. Assuming that immunity is possible, we don’t yet know.
Anyway, the core function of school is not to teach the “three R’s”, it’s to learn how to communicate with your social peers. Hence the continued existence of public schools.
We turned to the near future. I think suppression is necessary and that means a minimum of three months Lockdown. My guess on the economic hit with that, and the ensuing unemployment costs, will knock out at least a quarter of annual GDP. How to pay for it ?? Print money and /or borrow it. It took 60yrs to repay our WWII loans, why be pussy now.
Chuck thinks there’ll be a second wave in the autumn, I think the way they’re going it’ll be sooner. We agree that public transport is a problem. Apart from the crush, buses, tubes, trains all have air conditioning, recirculating air. It’s guessed that’s why bus drivers have proved vulnerable.
I figure the sooner they get people going back to work, the sooner the infection rate is going to go up. The risk on public transport, and for office workers, is increased in an environment with recirculating air conditioning.
He also said, if he goes back to work the environment is going to be so weird. His colleagues are going to be looking at him like he’s come to poison them. And he’s going to be looking at them as though they’ve come to poison him.
I think it’s likely that Lockdown will break down soon. He’s sat on my sofa, allotments are suddenly popular with former pub regulars, and the girls I pass on the street have a look in their eye that says “It’s Spring”.
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
Political Dynasties
I had a look through the Shadow Cabinet appointees.
I notice Rachel Reeves, she who thought Ian Duncan Smith was a softie when it came to dealing with the unemployed, has got a job. So has her sister, Ellie Reeves gets Solicitor General.
It must be a diisappointment for John Cryer that a niche hasn’t been found for him. John Cryer, the son of Bob and Ann Cryer (once MPs) is the husband of Ellie Reeves.
It got me thinking of political dynasties. I read the Chips Channon Diaries not long back.
Chips was an ultra wealthy american youngster who got sent to England for his education at the beginning of the 20th Century. He never went back.
He married into the Guinness family, his father in law was an MP. When the old boy died, mother in law became the MP. When she tired of it, Chips became the MP. Decades later, Chips packs it in and his son, Paul Channon, becomes the MP.
It was a not uncommon arrangement in those days.
Chips’ Diary is the social scene around the politicking and the power brokers in the 1930’s.
It makes me reflect how we still have dynasties and tolerate their continuation.
I see Valerie Vaz, sister of Keith, is Shadow Leader of the House. And Ed Miliband, who followed his brother into the House has a job.
I don’t know about the rest of them, couldn’t be bothered to look.
There are plenty of siblings, spouses, and scions for Starmer to choose from.
List here http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN04809/SN04809.pdf
As the birds are said to be descendants of the dinosaurs, in that list you’ll see Hilary Benn, a polititcian most noted for his enthusiasm for attacking countries of no threat to us, comes from a line almost unbroken from the 19th Century.
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I recall hearing the end of his speech, as Shadow Foreign Secretary, in favour of bombing Syria (against the Party line), I thought it was a risible impersonation of Churchill. The BBC found it stentorian enough to repeat is several times over the following days.
Clearly, it was a pitch for the leadership.
When the latest leadership election came up, I was struck by the lack of senior Party figures who wished to put themselves forward. I took it to be indicative of how toxic the membership is to the Parliamentary Party.
I had a look through the Shadow Cabinet appointees.
I notice Rachel Reeves, she who thought Ian Duncan Smith was a softie when it came to dealing with the unemployed, has got a job. So has her sister, Ellie Reeves gets Solicitor General.
It must be a diisappointment for John Cryer that a niche hasn’t been found for him. John Cryer, the son of Bob and Ann Cryer (once MPs) is the husband of Ellie Reeves.
It got me thinking of political dynasties. I read the Chips Channon Diaries not long back.
Chips was an ultra wealthy american youngster who got sent to England for his education at the beginning of the 20th Century. He never went back.
He married into the Guinness family, his father in law was an MP. When the old boy died, mother in law became the MP. When she tired of it, Chips became the MP. Decades later, Chips packs it in and his son, Paul Channon, becomes the MP.
It was a not uncommon arrangement in those days.
Chips’ Diary is the social scene around the politicking and the power brokers in the 1930’s.
It makes me reflect how we still have dynasties and tolerate their continuation.
I see Valerie Vaz, sister of Keith, is Shadow Leader of the House. And Ed Miliband, who followed his brother into the House has a job.
I don’t know about the rest of them, couldn’t be bothered to look.
There are plenty of siblings, spouses, and scions for Starmer to choose from.
List here http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN04809/SN04809.pdf
As the birds are said to be descendants of the dinosaurs, in that list you’ll see Hilary Benn, a polititcian most noted for his enthusiasm for attacking countries of no threat to us, comes from a line almost unbroken from the 19th Century.
.
I recall hearing the end of his speech, as Shadow Foreign Secretary, in favour of bombing Syria (against the Party line), I thought it was a risible impersonation of Churchill. The BBC found it stentorian enough to repeat is several times over the following days.
Clearly, it was a pitch for the leadership.
When the latest leadership election came up, I was struck by the lack of senior Party figures who wished to put themselves forward. I took it to be indicative of how toxic the membership is to the Parliamentary Party.
Monday, December 9, 2019
Prince Andrew
Just what is it with this stuff about Prince Andrew ??
No, I didn’t watch his TV interview. I’ve more amusing ways of wasting my time than watching Prince A talk about the things he didn’t do years ago.
People who did, tell me he came across as “a bit dim”. I don’t know where they’ve been all his life to suddenly notice or be surprised at that. It’s possibly because he’s been raised in an environment which is totally unknown to us plain folk but, he’s always seemed as dim as a Toc H lamp. This is no slur on his character.
So what’s the distressing allegation ?? Some retired whore with a book to sell says he gave her one eighteen years ago when she was seventeen. So ?? Prostitution isn’t illegal. She was of legal age when the alleged act took place. What’s the complaint ??
And if there is a complaint, why is it being made eighteen years late ?? (When the retired whore has a book to sell .... etc) She might have mentioned it to someone (e.g. the police) earlier if it bothered her.
It’s also alleged that she was trafficked for the purposes of prostitution. I’d’ve thought the person to take this up with was her trafficker, some bloke called Jeffrey Epstein, now suicided, and once a chum of Prince A.
Opprobrium is being heaped on Prince A for his friendship with the late Epstein, and his contact with him after he’d been convicted of child sex crimes. Epstein served a jail term for them.
I know it’s easy to forget these days but we are a Christian country. A fundamental of Christianity is the notion of redemption. One of the teachings of Jesus is to bring comfort to those in prison.
There is no reason why Prince A shouldn’t have had contact with Epstein, subsequent to his conviction.
For God’s sake, his mother’s not only Head of State, she’s also Head of The Church of England.
A consequence of this “scandal” is that various societies and organisations no longer wish to be associated with Prince A or enjoy his patronage.
I’m reminded of the vilification of Muammar Gaddafi in 2011. (The final vilification, he was a convenient scapegoat a few times before that.) One of the consequences of that was the obloquy of his son Saif, as the LSE and others scrambled to disassociate themselves from the Gaddafi family.
Seven years later the Attorney General was standing in the House of Commons apologising to the Belhaj family for their rendition, and torture in Libya for the British Govt.
Gaddafi was such a bad egg that we used him to do our dirtiest of business. We couldn’t sully our little donnies but were so delighted to pay him to do it, our security services actually sent him a thankyou letter.
So when I see some scandal and Establishment moralising about it, I’m sceptical. What’s Prince Andrew supposed to have done ?? Some retired whore with a book to sell says her gave her one, once upon a time. So what ??
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